Wladimir Klitschko, at Mike Tyson's School of Trash-Talking:


Wlad: I want to make his face into a pizza, with ketchup on it.

Tyson: No, no, no!! Try this... I'm gonna eat your children and make you my bitch.

Wlad: Haye is a pussy.

Tyson (sighing): This is harder than I thought. No, no, Wlad... you don't say pussy. It's not cool trash-talking. Try this instead... Yo Haye, why don't you suck on THIS (grabbing crotch) while I make you my bitch?

Wlad: What is "bitch"?

Tyson: I give up.