soccer is like the best game ever. I propose a change, we Mexicans prefer that the cards handed out be green instead of red or yellow, it makes us feel better.

we also propose that ye take a hammer and flatten out our hands to be as big as they can be so that we can cover our bawls which are the size of cannon bawls during penalty kicks. all you other facks have small ones so you all just use one hand to cover up, some of ye especially the french just cross their legs. we Mexicans however, have bawls the size of Ireland so we need more protection

hope this helps