I've had enough of this. I'm leaving!

[HattonTheHammer]

i can just imagine Big H at gatwick....

"i aint gettin on no plane fool"

[BIG H]

i can just imagine Big H at gatwick....

"i aint gettin on no plane fool"

Imagine HTH at Gatwick, trying to pest up the Male Trolly Dollies

[Kev]

If you want some decent viewing on your flight over there is a decent documentary on the net right now about Daniel Elsberg, the most dangerous man in America who brought down Nixon and exposed the goings on in Vietnam.

I'm downloading it now. Grab it and watch on the plane!

[Gandalf]

That sounds pretty interesting, but will have to give it a miss for my flight. I don't have a laptop or anything like that. I am going to go armed with earplugs and a vague hope that I might drop off at some point. I'm up now before 7am so if I haven't worn myself out by 1am tonight, that will be a let down. Generally I just can't sleep on transport, but I am going to give it my best shot tonight. Just 3 hours will be something meaningful. Long distance travel can be really wearing with no shut eye and I have done it too much.

Who are the bastards saying "leave ya miserable sod"? Gits. At least someone has joined me and called Khan a bender.

[Kev]

That sounds pretty interesting, but will have to give it a miss for my flight. I don't have a laptop or anything like that. I am going to go armed with earplugs and a vague hope that I might drop off at some point. I'm up now before 7am so if I haven't worn myself out by 1am tonight, that will be a let down. Generally I just can't sleep on transport, but I am going to give it my best shot tonight. Just 3 hours will be something meaningful. Long distance travel can be really wearing with no shut eye and I have done it too much.

Who are the bastards saying "leave ya miserable sod"? Gits. At least someone has joined me and called Khan a bender.

I didn't vote as 'Miles is an anti semite' wasn't on the list.

[Master]

We will miss you in a non-gay way of course.

[CFH]

That sounds pretty interesting, but will have to give it a miss for my flight. I don't have a laptop or anything like that. I am going to go armed with earplugs and a vague hope that I might drop off at some point. I'm up now before 7am so if I haven't worn myself out by 1am tonight, that will be a let down. Generally I just can't sleep on transport, but I am going to give it my best shot tonight. Just 3 hours will be something meaningful. Long distance travel can be really wearing with no shut eye and I have done it too much.

Who are the bastards saying "leave ya miserable sod"? Gits. At least someone has joined me and called Khan a bender.

I didn't vote as 'Miles is an anti semite' wasn't on the list.

No shit, and where is the "Miles is Crazy" option? You dropped the ball big time Miles.

[HattonTheHammer]

i can just imagine Big H at gatwick....

"i aint gettin on no plane fool"

Imagine HTH at Gatwick, trying to pest up the Male Trolly Dollies

out of order H

that was a 1 time thing and you still wont let it go

[Gandalf]

Yes, I forgot the "miles is utterly raving option", so sorry about that. I'm a week into my hols and having a good time. I have eaten stacks of good food and consumed fine alcoholic beverages. Am currently at my sisters awaiting an ordered curry. I am being a glutton and ordering extra chips, naan and a kebab for after. I am pigging out like a bastard.

Might not be back online for another couple of weeks, so hoping all is well in Saddoland! Later chaps!

[amat]

I left for damn near 2 weeks and not one of you bothered to notice!

[El Kabong]

I left for damn near 2 weeks and not one of you bothered to notice!

.....who are you

[Spicoli]

Wait....are you joining Eastslide (??) to fill the 'one' smart guy quota

[0james0]

I always remember my trips to Brighton, found a brilliant club, music was banging from the outside. Strolled in, but something was a bit odd, couldn't quite put my finger on, then the penny dropped, where were the women?

Was a gay club!

Repeat that a few times in one night, Brighton is full of gay clubs! Never been so scared in my life while trying to go out clubbing!

[amat]

I'm in the 7th day of my 9 day Virginia vacation with my family that I haven't seen in 15 years. Pretty cool I'm having a lot of fun, my cousins are such good people, it sounds corny but it's kind of making me rethink the way I'm living my life and about all this damn pot that I'm smoking. 7 days sober I think I've finally attained that moment of clarity, or maybe I'm just going crazy from withdrawal symptoms. Either way, the vacation was definitely needed and I'm not trying to make it another 15 years. Having fun, hopefully you got what you needed out of your vacation Miless and your descent into full blown insanity is slowed a little bit.

[Gandalf]

Thanks Amat, I do feel a little less insane. It was probably the hottest day of the year yesterday and it barely bothered me. A spot of time spent in the UK fridge has cooled me enough to see out the rest of this summer. I must admit that on my first day back I had the post holiday blues and was miserable because I hadn't slept in 36 hours, but now I am rested up, I feel quite peachy.

Enjoy the rest of your holiday, time goes too quickly.