If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

[killersheep]

It would go one of two ways

1. I get DQed for repeated low blows in the first minute.

2. I get caught and sparked attempting low blows in the first minute.


I'm thinking #2 is much more likely.

[boxingbantz]

It would go one of two ways

1. I get DQed for repeated low blows in the first minute.

2. I get caught and sparked attempting low blows in the first minute.


I'm thinking #2 is much more likely.

So, basically, you're a cheating bastard?

I admire your honesty.

[killersheep]

It would go one of two ways

1. I get DQed for repeated low blows in the first minute.

2. I get caught and sparked attempting low blows in the first minute.


I'm thinking #2 is much more likely.

So, basically, you're a cheating bastard?

I admire your honesty.

Gotta give the fans the excitement they deserve

If it goes for more than a minute I'm going for the boston crab!

[armyash]

LMFAO!!

i'm 140 pounds and i'd get absolutely annihlated in a minute

[Mattyhitman]

It would go one of two ways

1. I get DQed for repeated low blows in the first minute.

2. I get caught and sparked attempting low blows in the first minute.


I'm thinking #2 is much more likely.

So, basically, you're a cheating bastard?

I admire your honesty.

This is no different to what Killer does on Fight Night Rd4

[Fenster]

- ICB you plum.

Doesn't matter how big you are, in a boxing ring, with Pac really trying to hurt you, no one on here is making it past a round. Fact.

Good thread.

[boxingbantz]

- ICB you plum.

Doesn't matter how big you are, in a boxing ring, with Pac really trying to hurt you, no one on here is making it past a round. Fact.

Good thread.

This.

I wouldn't even invite my missus to watch the fight. Seeing myself get decked by a bloke half my size within 30 seconds would just be unthinkable. I'd have to seriously question my manhood. As would she.

[Fenster]

- ICB you plum.

Doesn't matter how big you are, in a boxing ring, with Pac really trying to hurt you, no one on here is making it past a round. Fact.

Good thread.

This.

I wouldn't even invite my missus to watch the fight. Seeing myself get decked by a bloke half my size within 30 seconds would just be unthinkable. I'd have to seriously question my manhood. As would she.

It's boxing though not fighting.

In a street fight there's plenty of, well one or two, guys on here that would kill Pac, but in a boxing ring even the big (fat) guys have no chance, they'll be puffing out their arse inside three minutes with Pac's machine gun attack rattling through their ears. Fact.

[Gandalf]

- ICB you plum.

Doesn't matter how big you are, in a boxing ring, with Pac really trying to hurt you, no one on here is making it past a round. Fact.

Good thread.

I disagree. I have no boxing ability, but through smarts, theatrics and pure cowardice I am convinced I could survive the first round. I would no doubt go the way of Ricky Hatton in the second though as I would be knackered. At no point would I try to fight the first round like Ricky Hatton, but everyone would be booing me in my attempts at survival no matter what.

[Gandalf]

Just read through the thread properly now. LOL, nutters!

[:::PSL:::]

Seriously though. I'd just carbon copy Cotto and Clottey's game plan (defense wise) which is back pedal and hide behind guards all night to survive.

[generalbulldog]

I really don't think anyone on this forum will last 3 minutes with Pacquiao in a 12 round fight with Pacquiao being instructed to take your head off.


Reminds me of this Married with Children Episode where Al Bundy tries to last 3 minutes with Big Bad Mama in order to win 10k and get out of Vegas.

YouTube - MWC 4 17 You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em 2 Pt 4 of 4

[Fenster]

- ICB you plum.

Doesn't matter how big you are, in a boxing ring, with Pac really trying to hurt you, no one on here is making it past a round. Fact.

Good thread.

I disagree. I have no boxing ability, but through smarts, theatrics and pure cowardice I am convinced I could survive the first round. I would no doubt go the way of Ricky Hatton in the second though as I would be knackered. At no point would I try to fight the first round like Ricky Hatton, but everyone would be booing me in my attempts at survival no matter what.

You would shit your pants and faint just feeling his power on your arms. Serious.

[Gandalf]

- ICB you plum.

Doesn't matter how big you are, in a boxing ring, with Pac really trying to hurt you, no one on here is making it past a round. Fact.

Good thread.

I disagree. I have no boxing ability, but through smarts, theatrics and pure cowardice I am convinced I could survive the first round. I would no doubt go the way of Ricky Hatton in the second though as I would be knackered. At no point would I try to fight the first round like Ricky Hatton, but everyone would be booing me in my attempts at survival no matter what.

You would shit your pants and faint just feeling his power on your arms. Serious.

For sure, I would make absolutely no effort to engage the man. My smarts, theatrics and cowardice means basically running around the ring like a headless chicken and going all Bernard Hopkins to buy time. Nobody would want to see that really. Might look good on You Tube, but sure not worth the 50 dollars PPV.

[skel1983]

- ICB you plum.

Doesn't matter how big you are, in a boxing ring, with Pac really trying to hurt you, no one on here is making it past a round. Fact.

Good thread.

I disagree. I have no boxing ability, but through smarts, theatrics and pure cowardice I am convinced I could survive the first round. I would no doubt go the way of Ricky Hatton in the second though as I would be knackered. At no point would I try to fight the first round like Ricky Hatton, but everyone would be booing me in my attempts at survival no matter what.

Lol Miles I won't bite Ice has worn me out with this.