If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

[Gandalf]

- ICB you plum.

Doesn't matter how big you are, in a boxing ring, with Pac really trying to hurt you, no one on here is making it past a round. Fact.

Good thread.

I disagree. I have no boxing ability, but through smarts, theatrics and pure cowardice I am convinced I could survive the first round. I would no doubt go the way of Ricky Hatton in the second though as I would be knackered. At no point would I try to fight the first round like Ricky Hatton, but everyone would be booing me in my attempts at survival no matter what.

Lol Miles I won't bite Ice has worn me out with this.

Haha, it's not a post I plan on defending until the death!

[jabvargas24]

I'd go in there and try to grab him and hold on as i could and then run when the referee broke us up. Would throw a punch until the last 30 sec of the round. I think I can def take him.

Haha just kidding. I'd be done with a body shot.

[0james0]

I'd pick the little fucker up and throw him out the ring.

I might try and re-live Hattons experience by trying to block with my face, I don't think it would be a pleasant experience for anyone involved.

[boxingbantz]

I'd pick the little fucker up and throw him out the ring.

I might try and re-live Hattons experience by trying to block with my face, I don't think it would be a pleasant experience for anyone involved.

Would be pleasant for us watching.

[killersheep]

Regardless of how it went, once I regained consciousness I would probably want to talk about feelings.

[ono]

This thread is genuis. Koppas is fast becoming one of my favourite posters despite him being a dirty Rag.

ICB must be a parody. I'm just not sure what for....

Just as he was recovering from ChessGate

[boxingbantz]

This thread is genuis. Koppas is fast becoming one of my favourite posters despite him being a dirty Rag.

ICB must be a parody. I'm just not sure what for....

Just as he was recovering from ChessGate

Considering this compliement has come from a bitter, it means even more.

[amat]

I wish I had've made the thread title: "If you stepped into the ring with Mike Tyson in his prime..."

Would've loved to have seen ICB's answer then.

He would've probably claimed he plays tennis every Thursday so that entitles him to at least two rounds.

[0james0]

Actually I'd make the fight happen in Texas, I'd go in wearing chain mail armour and gloves so loaded I could barley lift them!

See if he can knock me out when i'm dressed as a knight.

I'm sure the commission would allow it in Texas!

[amat]

In all seriousness, ICB probably knows he wouldn't last with Tyson as he is much to undersized but P4P, he once scored 32 points in a basketball game and if Jesse Ferguson (who was NOT a basketball player) could survive 6 rounds just by holding then ICB could at least get 7 or 8 in. That's just P4P, the man believes in himself and is very young at just 20 years old and is always exactly 176 pounds.

[ono]

This thread is genuis. Koppas is fast becoming one of my favourite posters despite him being a dirty Rag.

ICB must be a parody. I'm just not sure what for....

Just as he was recovering from ChessGate

Considering this compliement has come from a bitter, it means even more.

[boxingbantz]

I won't be on for a couple of days due to a wedding tomorrow I am attending.

I look forward to coming into work on Monday and getting back on this thread.

ICB, before I go, I have a song that I want to dedicate to you:

[Spicoli]

Holyshit I couldnt make it past the 3rd page classic

Have to say though I'd have about 50 lbs on Manny as well the advantage of seeing him fight about 30 times and study his moves....he on the other hand has never had that advantage of myself. I can go 3 full minutes without gasing on my heavybag and ensure so by using the cooking timer on my stove...it is very accurate. Have to say.....I would be no cakewalk

[Hornfinger]

on a HBO PPV event , right now (you're allowed to warm up) - how long do you think you'd do? Do you think you'd get a few punches in? Last a few rounds? Take him the distance?

Me, personally, I reckon I'd go in windmilling and get knocked the fuck out with a straight left. Brutal knock out. They would probably have to get the medics in to give me oxygen.

How about everyone else?

manny Pacquiao wouldn't fight me because I'd insist on random testing so technically I'd win before the opening bell.

If not i'd win be DQ when he fails the blood test after the fight. HAHA!

[rjj tszyu]

on a HBO PPV event , right now (you're allowed to warm up) - how long do you think you'd do? Do you think you'd get a few punches in? Last a few rounds? Take him the distance?

Me, personally, I reckon I'd go in windmilling and get knocked the fuck out with a straight left. Brutal knock out. They would probably have to get the medics in to give me oxygen.

How about everyone else?

manny Pacquiao wouldn't fight me because I'd insist on random testing so technically I'd win before the opening bell.

If not i'd win be DQ when he fails the blood test after the fight. HAHA!

It would actually become a N.C. lol.