Big brands that usurped the product name

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Porno - I would say Traci Lords.

Master- Pedo

Secretary- clerical assistant
loser - runner up
non alcaholic beer- waste of time
kook aid- purple drink
new and improved - redesigned packaging and box
new car- ballnchain
old girlfriend- avenue to eventual madness
police officer- po po
vente,tall, & ? - small, medium & large
Rottweiler - home security system
poodle- defective home security system
fuck these are fun!