Signs that you are getting older

[HattonTheHammer]

when asking your mate if he`ll help you clear out the remaining spunk you have left in your belly button from an earlier wank becomes a tad embarrassing

[Nameless]

when asking your mate if he`ll help you clear out the remaining spunk you have left in your belly button from an earlier wank becomes a tad embarrassing

When you were young, you were making quite strange requests to your mates for an homophobic....

[FTMatty]

When you sit down for a dump and have to take a sharp intake of breath...................as your balls dangle in the water.

[Mark TKO]

when you not just get hammered by an opponent with the name Daz1994, on PES or FIFA, but when you can't even get the ball off them...........

[Master]

When you discover that it has been 25 years since back to the future was on the Cinemas and you went to see it 12 times.

[Andre]

When you dont know what predictive text is.

[Master]

When you dont know what predictive text is.

And I thought Skel gave me a hard time, he is going to crucify you.

[0james0]

When you buy clothes based on how comfortable they feel rather than what they look like.

When you wear clothes that were designed for lounging around the house outdoors!