When you sit down for a dump and have to take a sharp intake of breath...................as your balls dangle in the water.
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When you sit down for a dump and have to take a sharp intake of breath...................as your balls dangle in the water.
24 Beers in a slab, 24 hours in the day.......go figure.
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when you not just get hammered by an opponent with the name Daz1994, on PES or FIFA, but when you can't even get the ball off them...........
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When you discover that it has been 25 years since back to the future was on the Cinemas and you went to see it 12 times.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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When you dont know what predictive text is.
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And I thought Skel gave me a hard time, he is going to crucify you.Originally Posted by Andre
When you dont know what predictive text is.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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When your knees start clicking as you get up from your seat.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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I know that one.
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When you buy clothes based on how comfortable they feel rather than what they look like.
When you wear clothes that were designed for lounging around the house outdoors!
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You start choosing beige colours too, and your trousers go up to your chest Simon Cowell style.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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Lately, my mind's becoming more empty and empty, in a state of euphoric nothiness - that's why I haven't written much these days. They say it's a sign of dementia. Strange though my senses are as sharp as ever. But well, maybe they're right...
Once in awhile, get outside in fresh air, take a deep breath & with a deep sigh, let out all the things that's bottled up inside you & be free, & you'll get a glimpse of nirvana.
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