Old joke but a good one

[Mark TKO]

Ha ha nice one

I remember hearing the legendary Bernard Manning tell that in around 1990. I almost choked laughing.

Amazing really that you just don't see it coming

[HattonTheHammer]

Ha ha nice one

I remember hearing the legendary Bernard Manning tell that in around 1990. I almost choked laughing.

Amazing really that you just don't see it coming

i can imagine mannings one was a tad more blue

[Saddo]

wow that joke takes me right back to my childhood, forgot it excisted.

[Master]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says “ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me. The man says “You go and tell him off. I’ll hold the monkey for you”.

[Master]

I cleaned up the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can’t get the cobwebs out of her hair..

[Master]

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.

[Master]

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find them.