The parts that get me are...

"Secondly I wanna tell my wife and kid I love her"....her as in like his wife and kid are the same person

"I wanna say hello to 'me' cousin Vinny who I knew he woulda been 'ere but he couldn't if he had been born but unfortunately he couldn't"??!?!??! ....Did his aunt have an abortion but they had already named the child...Tyson is apparently taking it well.

"and the heat of his jab...which I don't wanna swear but was getting very very very 'ot"...Just WHAT?

"I've had about 8 rounds of sparring, my brother's shittin' there....he's helped me with this fight, he's done as much as he can, he's 25 stone and Phil's 11 stone and that's all I've had.....and I've had Paul Butlin and _______ along the way was no good"........Huh You Brits still speak english don't you?