What get's your goat? What makes you rant?

[0james0]

Forum posters, facebook posters, actually anyone who thinks it's funny to write or say: confused.com, simples or any other catch phrase copied from a shit tv advert.

Dentists who insist on talking to you, asking questions, when they know full well you can't answer because your mouth is full of their fucking fingers!

Tramps/ bums, get a fucking job and you won't be homeless.

Forum hard men, your so big and clever when your sat behind a computer screen. Get a life.

Really fat people who claim to have a disability. Your not disabled, you are just fat!

People with a million friends on facebook. No one likes you in real life so stop pretending.

Parents who can't control their kids and laugh as they trash your stuff while saying "he's so naughty, ha ha" of course he is, discipline the little bastard.

Women comedians. I know it's sexist but they are just not funny.

Quorn or what ever the fake meat is called, fake meat burgers, sausages etc. You made your choice, if you don't want meat, don't eat the fake stuff. If you crave meat, eat the real thing for fucks sake. If you are a vegie, don't try and make me eat your fake meat, telling me it tastes just like the real thing. No it doesn't, it tastes like shit.

People who stink. Like really stink, of piss and other smells. Have a wash please, surely you must realise you stink?

[Youngblood]

^^

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[Andre]

Good lists funny as.

You guys have reminded of one other.

Couples who gripe over never having enough for their familes to get by. Yet they smoke and drink as a priority over their childrens well being.

I fukkin point it out to them. That way i dont get to ever have to talk to them ever again its a fun win/win.