On here, probably Kid Thunder.
Ill have to think of my favorite all time classic.
I used to collect them and could go for over an hour telling them but I deleted them out of my head.
I liked the one about the little 4 feet high lepricorn who jumps out in front of an irishman on a dirt track
the irish man grabs him and rips him off the ground and stops him running away
He says 'I know about you folk you have to give me a wish'.
"AHh that I do" says the leprechaun, but Ima bit different from the rest; Im a fairy leprechaun and you have to allow me to have my way with you first then you get your wish.
The bloke kicks him up the road then walks off.
He thinks ahh he s only a little tyke what the hell.
So he goes back picks him up of the ground, brushes him off and says "ok den ya on".
The leprechaun mounted him from behind and went hell for leather and the irish was being fully worked over just as the leprechaun cum he lent forward and said '"Ah you'd be a touch old, to be believing in leprechauns wouldnt ya"?
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