When Susan’s boyfriend proposed, she says “I love the simple things in life but I do not want one of them for my husband”
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When Susan’s boyfriend proposed, she says “I love the simple things in life but I do not want one of them for my husband”
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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There are some people who are nice and you can get on with and there are others you hate and absolutely despise. For instance I love my girlfriend, she is beautiful and i can get on with her, but my wife....
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An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom.
"Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light.
One of his colleagues whispers, "Say something." The dean sighs and says, "I should have taken the money.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and said “did you get my drift?”
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- knock knock
- who's there?
- fuck
- fuck who?
- fuck you!
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HAha, a South Korean joke!Originally Posted by :::PSL:::
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Some of these jokes are old as hell, but it could a smile on my face.
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I said to the gym instructor “can you teach me how to do the splits?” He replied “How flexible are you?” So I said “I can make Tuesday’s.”
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I went to the zoo the other day. There was only 1 dog in it…it was a shitzu.
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Police arrested 2 kids the other day, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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why do women prefer jelly babies than men??
because jelly babies come in 5 different colours
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You know why Baptists never have sex standing up?
They don't want people to think they are dancing
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Too funny
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, 'I think I've lost an electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first says, 'Yes, I'm positive...'
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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.
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