I went to the zoo the other day. There was only 1 dog in it…it was a shitzu.
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I went to the zoo the other day. There was only 1 dog in it…it was a shitzu.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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Police arrested 2 kids the other day, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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why do women prefer jelly babies than men??
because jelly babies come in 5 different colours
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You know why Baptists never have sex standing up?
They don't want people to think they are dancing
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Why do women wear perfume and make-up?...
Because they stink and ugly!
(I'm no sexist. I just thought it's really funny).
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Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
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I got really sick in the airport, its a terminal illness.
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