LYLE'S EUROPEAN TOUR!!!

[El Kabong]

Yes my darlings I am headed over the pond to visit you....well roughly where you live.

I will be going to Paris, Normandy, London, Amsterdam etc...

So ladies...I will have traversed the Atlantic Ocean.... to liberate you from YOUR BRA'S! (only the hot ones, please)

Fellas, I hope perhaps that we can meet up in a pub or something.

Anything I should do while I'm there?

[Memphis]

Walk around in a I heart NY T-Shirt, have a big camera thats better than anyone elses, be condescending, moan like fuck about traffic, weather etc etc.

That should do it

[Steelie]

How would I recognise you Lyle?

[Memphis]

Keep your eyes peeled for the RV

[KickboxAmob]

amsterdam visit the red light district
visit dam square smoke the best skunk
and lots of other fun stuff

[brad4dboxer]

Lyle, give my Missy a kiss for me.
Which means, offer it up with a 'come & get it' feel, but follow through with... ... never mind, I'll do it myself one of these days.

Also, if you would be so kind... give Steelie & Memphis a heterosexual hug if you can after seeing them in person.
If you give them more, that is from you only, not me.

Seriously Lyle E.
Be safe on your trip.

[Saddo]

hahahaha funny thread

Have a good time Lyle

stay off the drugs in Amsterdam if your not used to smoking... ((fucking ruined the place for me... got well paranoid ))

[Howlin Mad Missy]

hahahaha funny thread

Have a good time Lyle

stay off the drugs in Amsterdam if your not used to smoking... ((F****** ruined the place for me... got well paranoid ))

Nothing says tourist more than some cained up youth lurching round the canals gurning at the whores.

[Saddo]

hahahaha funny thread

Have a good time Lyle

stay off the drugs in Amsterdam if your not used to smoking... ((F****** ruined the place for me... got well paranoid ))

Nothing says tourist more than some cained up youth lurching round the canals gurning at the whores.

fucking couldn't try any of them out i was with the missus and her mum and dad... we all got stoned, then i got paranoid that my wife was gonna get stolen... walked into mcdonalds and went to the counter and just laugh uncontrolably without odering

fucked off to Belgium withing 3 hours of arriving because i thought my feet where going through the floor... so needed to find a harder place to walk

[Snakey]

hahahaha funny thread

Have a good time Lyle

stay off the drugs in Amsterdam if your not used to smoking... ((F****** ruined the place for me... got well paranoid ))

Nothing says tourist more than some cained up youth lurching round the canals gurning at the whores.

fucking couldn't try any of them out i was with the missus and her mum and dad... we all got stoned, then i got paranoid that my wife was gonna get stolen... walked into mcdonalds and went to the counter and just laugh uncontrolably without odering

fucked off to Belgium withing 3 hours of arriving because i thought my feet where going through the floor... so needed to find a harder place to walk

Steelie said he had a harder place for you to walk

[Saddo]

just tell him i dont go down back allies

[Mad_Dog]

have fun Lyle my brotha

if it London, I would like to go to a store buy something look at the price and say "By Jove"

then after you purchase it look at the clerk and say "pip pip cheerio"

I have often wondered if people ever talked that way other than in the movies.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

just tell him i dont go down back allies

I went down a back alley once.

[Mark TKO]

let us know when in London as down there with job quite a bit, you never know I might be around !

We can drag Smash along too !

[El Kabong]

hahahaha funny thread

Have a good time Lyle

stay off the drugs in Amsterdam if your not used to smoking... ((F****** ruined the place for me... got well paranoid ))

Nothing says tourist more than some cained up youth lurching round the canals gurning at the whores.

So I'll see you there?

July 17-August 1

I'm not sure the EXACT date of when I'll visit London. Shoot me an email and I'll check it once I get to Paris.