Haye versus Hopkins, Tarver and Toney, what happens?

[JazMerkin]

Booth will talk about how Hopkins is a young 45 and unbeaten at Heavyweight. Haye will say Tarver nearly beat rocky. Sky sports will say Toney is so good he's taken up a new sport just to keep him interested in life. Almost Michael Jordan like. It'll be PPV and the MEN will sell out. Groves will be fighting somebody with an un-pronouncable name on the undercard and A Force will be selling programmes outside in the snow. Jonny Nelson will still have his bollock enhancing pants on and Barry McGuigan will be jibbering away incohenrently, trying to avoid looking at Nelson's bulge. Nelson will be adjusting his body position to try and get a better bollock angle. Ricky Hatton will be in the studio not eating. This will result in mass hysteria about a possible come back fight. He'll cry a little bit about his cocaine shame. Ray will be there talking about how Ricky is a lad's lad, and how if it wasn't for Boxing he'd be selling carpets with his Mum on Glossop market. Carroll will laugh, call Ray a 'cheeky mare' before hitting him on the head with a rolled up programme.

They'll probably have Lewis in there actually, talking intentionally slow to try and drag the broadcast out. There'll patronise Bruno by making him stand up and throw a few pretend combinations when the camera pans to him in the audience. Then they'll talk about Lewis - Bruno for a while, and then they'll compare it to Haye - Harrison. Then they'll show that fight again and bill the whole show as 'Two Heavyweight Title fights - One Night'. £30. Bargain.

Haha, you fuckin' legend! The worst thing is I can see all that, except you left out the bit where Ricky inexplicably tries to call out Mayweather AGAIN

[ono]

Booth will talk about how Hopkins is a young 45 and unbeaten at Heavyweight. Haye will say Tarver nearly beat rocky. Sky sports will say Toney is so good he's taken up a new sport just to keep him interested in life. Almost Michael Jordan like. It'll be PPV and the MEN will sell out. Groves will be fighting somebody with an un-pronouncable name on the undercard and A Force will be selling programmes outside in the snow. Jonny Nelson will still have his bollock enhancing pants on and Barry McGuigan will be jibbering away incohenrently, trying to avoid looking at Nelson's bulge. Nelson will be adjusting his body position to try and get a better bollock angle. Ricky Hatton will be in the studio not eating. This will result in mass hysteria about a possible come back fight. He'll cry a little bit about his cocaine shame. Ray will be there talking about how Ricky is a lad's lad, and how if it wasn't for Boxing he'd be selling carpets with his Mum on Glossop market. Carroll will laugh, call Ray a 'cheeky mare' before hitting him on the head with a rolled up programme.

They'll probably have Lewis in there actually, talking intentionally slow to try and drag the broadcast out. There'll patronise Bruno by making him stand up and throw a few pretend combinations when the camera pans to him in the audience. Then they'll talk about Lewis - Bruno for a while, and then they'll compare it to Haye - Harrison. Then they'll show that fight again and bill the whole show as 'Two Heavyweight Title fights - One Night'. £30. Bargain.

Haha, you fuckin' legend! The worst thing is I can see all that, except you left out the bit where Ricky inexplicably tries to call out Mayweather AGAIN

Haha i can see it now 'If he stands in the middle of the ring with Ricky Hatton, he'll get fucking eaten'

Only in your head Ricky.....only in your head.

[JazMerkin]

Booth will talk about how Hopkins is a young 45 and unbeaten at Heavyweight. Haye will say Tarver nearly beat rocky. Sky sports will say Toney is so good he's taken up a new sport just to keep him interested in life. Almost Michael Jordan like. It'll be PPV and the MEN will sell out. Groves will be fighting somebody with an un-pronouncable name on the undercard and A Force will be selling programmes outside in the snow. Jonny Nelson will still have his bollock enhancing pants on and Barry McGuigan will be jibbering away incohenrently, trying to avoid looking at Nelson's bulge. Nelson will be adjusting his body position to try and get a better bollock angle. Ricky Hatton will be in the studio not eating. This will result in mass hysteria about a possible come back fight. He'll cry a little bit about his cocaine shame. Ray will be there talking about how Ricky is a lad's lad, and how if it wasn't for Boxing he'd be selling carpets with his Mum on Glossop market. Carroll will laugh, call Ray a 'cheeky mare' before hitting him on the head with a rolled up programme.

They'll probably have Lewis in there actually, talking intentionally slow to try and drag the broadcast out. There'll patronise Bruno by making him stand up and throw a few pretend combinations when the camera pans to him in the audience. Then they'll talk about Lewis - Bruno for a while, and then they'll compare it to Haye - Harrison. Then they'll show that fight again and bill the whole show as 'Two Heavyweight Title fights - One Night'. £30. Bargain.

Haha, you fuckin' legend! The worst thing is I can see all that, except you left out the bit where Ricky inexplicably tries to call out Mayweather AGAIN

Haha i can see it now 'If he stands in the middle of the ring with Ricky Hatton, he'll get fucking eaten'

Only in your head Ricky.....only in your head.

"You know I don't like to make excuses, that's not what I'm about, but if it hadn't been for Joe Cortez, Billy Graham, Floyd Sr & Mr Patel at the cornershop who gave me 15 pence changed when he owed me 25, I would have beaten Floyd & been the pound for pound champ"

[erics44]

Booth will talk about how Hopkins is a young 45 and unbeaten at Heavyweight. Haye will say Tarver nearly beat rocky. Sky sports will say Toney is so good he's taken up a new sport just to keep him interested in life. Almost Michael Jordan like. It'll be PPV and the MEN will sell out. Groves will be fighting somebody with an un-pronouncable name on the undercard and A Force will be selling programmes outside in the snow. Jonny Nelson will still have his bollock enhancing pants on and Barry McGuigan will be jibbering away incohenrently, trying to avoid looking at Nelson's bulge. Nelson will be adjusting his body position to try and get a better bollock angle. Ricky Hatton will be in the studio not eating. This will result in mass hysteria about a possible come back fight. He'll cry a little bit about his cocaine shame. Ray will be there talking about how Ricky is a lad's lad, and how if it wasn't for Boxing he'd be selling carpets with his Mum on Glossop market. Carroll will laugh, call Ray a 'cheeky mare' before hitting him on the head with a rolled up programme.

They'll probably have Lewis in there actually, talking intentionally slow to try and drag the broadcast out. There'll patronise Bruno by making him stand up and throw a few pretend combinations when the camera pans to him in the audience. Then they'll talk about Lewis - Bruno for a while, and then they'll compare it to Haye - Harrison. Then they'll show that fight again and bill the whole show as 'Two Heavyweight Title fights - One Night'. £30. Bargain.

Haha, you fuckin' legend! The worst thing is I can see all that, except you left out the bit where Ricky inexplicably tries to call out Mayweather AGAIN

Haha i can see it now 'If he stands in the middle of the ring with Ricky Hatton, he'll get fucking eaten'

Only in your head Ricky.....only in your head.

"You know I don't like to make excuses, that's not what I'm about, but if it hadn't been for Joe Cortez, Billy Graham, Floyd Sr & Mr Patel at the cornershop who gave me 15 pence changed when he owed me 25, I would have beaten Floyd & been the pound for pound champ"

just for the record i do think Joe Cortez was far to over eager in splitting them up in the hatton mayweather fight

im not saying ricky would have won, it was just a bit too obvious when ricky and every other boxing expert had made it very clear in the build up that that was his only chance

[rjj tszyu]

Haye knocks all these old fuckers out. EASY.

[JazMerkin]

Booth will talk about how Hopkins is a young 45 and unbeaten at Heavyweight. Haye will say Tarver nearly beat rocky. Sky sports will say Toney is so good he's taken up a new sport just to keep him interested in life. Almost Michael Jordan like. It'll be PPV and the MEN will sell out. Groves will be fighting somebody with an un-pronouncable name on the undercard and A Force will be selling programmes outside in the snow. Jonny Nelson will still have his bollock enhancing pants on and Barry McGuigan will be jibbering away incohenrently, trying to avoid looking at Nelson's bulge. Nelson will be adjusting his body position to try and get a better bollock angle. Ricky Hatton will be in the studio not eating. This will result in mass hysteria about a possible come back fight. He'll cry a little bit about his cocaine shame. Ray will be there talking about how Ricky is a lad's lad, and how if it wasn't for Boxing he'd be selling carpets with his Mum on Glossop market. Carroll will laugh, call Ray a 'cheeky mare' before hitting him on the head with a rolled up programme.

They'll probably have Lewis in there actually, talking intentionally slow to try and drag the broadcast out. There'll patronise Bruno by making him stand up and throw a few pretend combinations when the camera pans to him in the audience. Then they'll talk about Lewis - Bruno for a while, and then they'll compare it to Haye - Harrison. Then they'll show that fight again and bill the whole show as 'Two Heavyweight Title fights - One Night'. £30. Bargain.

Haha, you fuckin' legend! The worst thing is I can see all that, except you left out the bit where Ricky inexplicably tries to call out Mayweather AGAIN

Haha i can see it now 'If he stands in the middle of the ring with Ricky Hatton, he'll get fucking eaten'

Only in your head Ricky.....only in your head.

"You know I don't like to make excuses, that's not what I'm about, but if it hadn't been for Joe Cortez, Billy Graham, Floyd Sr & Mr Patel at the cornershop who gave me 15 pence changed when he owed me 25, I would have beaten Floyd & been the pound for pound champ"

just for the record i do think Joe Cortez was far to over eager in splitting them up in the hatton mayweather fight

im not saying ricky would have won, it was just a bit too obvious when ricky and every other boxing expert had made it very clear in the build up that that was his only chance

That's a shocker

I'd buy it if it wasn't for the fact that Mayweather was getting the best of him on the inside when they were there anyway.