I tried to cook myself last night!

[ono]

This story would make a belting children's picture book.

The adventures of drunken Mr Miles.

[El Kabong]

I surprised you admitted you tripped, I expected something like "Some lousy jew pushed me in the back and I fell on the grill"

miles your good deed for the day is done, this has been very amusing to me. And remember because of times like this it never hurts to keep a little vicodin around