You bunch of Brokeback Metrosexuals.

Royal is going to come on in a minute and point out that the Danes, the Master Race, wash their hair in whale spunk (from whales they have personally captured with their bare hands). They clean their teeth in battery acid because even their germs are tough.

They shave with viking broadswords and use the blood of nuns as lubricant. Afterwards, they dab petrol on as aftershave.

IN fact, I think that a typical post from Royal is coming up after this one ......