Quote Originally Posted by Missy
Quote Originally Posted by Steelie
Missy, how can a bird not snare a single man?

It's not exactly hard is it?

Missy - 'Fancy a F***'
Single bloke - 'Yes'

End of.

Stop fannying about and get stuck in
If they don't live near you then it's more tricky. You have to accidentally on purpose bump in to them, don't want to scare it off thinking I'm a bunny boiling stalker now do we?
No it isn't more tricky. Asking a fella for a ferk is the same regardless of location. If you are anything resembling decent looking then chances are you will be getting speared about and hour to two hours after that...depending on if there is an IBIS hotel nearby or not.