FAO Missy

[Howlin Mad Missy]

So, how about it?

[Steelie]

Missy, how can a bird not snare a single man?

It's not exactly hard is it?

Missy - 'Fancy a F***'
Single bloke - 'Yes'

End of.

Stop fannying about and get stuck in

If they don't live near you then it's more tricky. You have to accidentally on purpose bump in to them, don't want to scare it off thinking I'm a bunny boiling stalker now do we?

No it isn't more tricky. Asking a fella for a ferk is the same regardless of location. If you are anything resembling decent looking then chances are you will be getting speared about and hour to two hours after that...depending on if there is an IBIS hotel nearby or not.

hahaha

Missy, do you know this man or are we just talking about some bloke you saw in the supermarket or sommat?

[emma]

Missy, how can a bird not snare a single man?

It's not exactly hard is it?

Missy - 'Fancy a F***'
Single bloke - 'Yes'

End of.

Stop fannying about and get stuck in

If they don't live near you then it's more tricky. You have to accidentally on purpose bump in to them, don't want to scare it off thinking I'm a bunny boiling stalker now do we?

No it isn't more tricky. Asking a fella for a ferk is the same regardless of location. If you are anything resembling decent looking then chances are you will be getting speared about and hour to two hours after that...depending on if there is an IBIS hotel nearby or not.

hahaha

Missy, do you know this man or are we just talking about some bloke you saw in the supermarket or sommat?

its you steelie

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Missy, how can a bird not snare a single man?

It's not exactly hard is it?

Missy - 'Fancy a F***'
Single bloke - 'Yes'

End of.

Stop fannying about and get stuck in

If they don't live near you then it's more tricky. You have to accidentally on purpose bump in to them, don't want to scare it off thinking I'm a bunny boiling stalker now do we?

No it isn't more tricky. Asking a fella for a ferk is the same regardless of location. If you are anything resembling decent looking then chances are you will be getting speared about and hour to two hours after that...depending on if there is an IBIS hotel nearby or not.

hahaha

Missy, do you know this man or are we just talking about some bloke you saw in the supermarket or sommat?

Yes but not well enough to sexually molest him after 5 minutes of chat.
I am not in to soiled bed travel inn nookie.

[Steelie]

Yes but not well enough to sexually molest him after 5 minutes of chat.

Then your grossly underestimating the amount of time required to pique a blokes interest.

You speak to Brad for all of 30 seconds a day and you wind him into a sexual frenzy.

Here endeth the lesson.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

aye but Brad is rampant. All will be revealed over time.

[Saddo]

So, how about it?

what are you some kinda stalker

[Howlin Mad Missy]

When I've finished with this other bald fella I'll be round, I've been driving past his house a couple of times a day after I met him in a shop and I think he likes me, he's everywhere I go.

[Steelie]

What kind of shop was it?

[brad4dboxer]

Yes but not well enough to sexually molest him after 5 minutes of chat.

Then your grossly underestimating the amount of time required to pique a blokes interest.

You speak to Brad for all of 30 seconds a day and you wind him into a sexual frenzy.

Here endeth the lesson.

aye but Brad is rampant. All will be revealed over time.