I tried to cook myself last night!

[Gandalf]

Burn the joint to the floor and come on home son.

I see some cleverness there. Fingers and homes, nice play on words!

[amat]

You don't have the keys to your house? Your wife sounds crazy but then you kind of do too, banging on the door with a hammer I would seriously try to get home in England or at least try to teach in some less foreign country. Korea just sounds too crazy and weird of an environment.

[Gandalf]

You don't have the keys to your house? Your wife sounds crazy but then you kind of do too, banging on the door with a hammer I would seriously try to get home in England or at least try to teach in some less foreign country. Korea just sounds too crazy and weird of an environment.

I've got keys, but you can lock the door from the inside which effectively renders the key useless if someone is already inside. She's generally not crazy, but in a rage she is liable to do crazy things. I had the hammer, but I didn't really use it. I knocked on the door a bit, but made no real impact.

I'm probably going to take on this university position as it sounds reasonable, but I'm in two minds about whether to go with the wife. I would like a little breathing space. There has been too much of the mentalist thing in the last week and it has left me somewhat jaded.

[boozeboxer]

So I have been giving this some thought...


Getting into a fight about cooking eggs is extremely petty... It is similar to a Woody Allen conversation.

[boozeboxer]

updates?

[superheavyrhun]

updates?

This is not the Coronation Xmas special dude, it doesn't have a portion of the story happening every night in convenient bitesize chunks. And it doesn't have a tram crash.

[Gandalf]

Nothing to report really, just a whole lot of ignoring one another and staying in seperate parts of the house. And that is fine with me, I like the peace and quiet.

[Master]

Nothing to report really, just a whole lot of ignoring one another and staying in seperate parts of the house. And that is fine with me, I like the peace and quiet.

but you need her for sex.

[Gandalf]

Nothing to report really, just a whole lot of ignoring one another and staying in seperate parts of the house. And that is fine with me, I like the peace and quiet.

but you need her for sex.

Haha, trust Mr Pervy to pop along and say that!

[ono]

updates?

This is not the Coronation Xmas special dude, it doesn't have a portion of the story happening every night in convenient bitesize chunks. And it doesn't have a tram crash.

This story would be much better if there was a tram crash. Sort it out Miles.

[boozeboxer]

updates?

This is not the Coronation Xmas special dude, it doesn't have a portion of the story happening every night in convenient bitesize chunks. And it doesn't have a tram crash.

Dude?

[superheavyrhun]

updates?

This is not the Coronation Xmas special dude, it doesn't have a portion of the story happening every night in convenient bitesize chunks. And it doesn't have a tram crash.

Dude?

Coronation Street = British soap opera. And in the Xmas special it had a tram crash. Maybe I need to check who I'm talking to before making comments like that

[boozeboxer]

updates?

This is not the Coronation Xmas special dude, it doesn't have a portion of the story happening every night in convenient bitesize chunks. And it doesn't have a tram crash.

Dude?

Coronation Street = British soap opera. And in the Xmas special it had a tram crash. Maybe I need to check who I'm talking to before making comments like that

Okay, I just didn't want anyone to forget that this is a self-started Miles "roast" thread (pun intended).

[Gandalf]

updates?

This is not the Coronation Xmas special dude, it doesn't have a portion of the story happening every night in convenient bitesize chunks. And it doesn't have a tram crash.

Dude?

Coronation Street = British soap opera. And in the Xmas special it had a tram crash. Maybe I need to check who I'm talking to before making comments like that

I did go on a subway last month and got attacked by an old woman. Maybe not quite the same thing.