I tried to cook myself last night!

[amat]

You don't have the keys to your house? Your wife sounds crazy but then you kind of do too, banging on the door with a hammer I would seriously try to get home in England or at least try to teach in some less foreign country. Korea just sounds too crazy and weird of an environment.

[Gandalf]

You don't have the keys to your house? Your wife sounds crazy but then you kind of do too, banging on the door with a hammer I would seriously try to get home in England or at least try to teach in some less foreign country. Korea just sounds too crazy and weird of an environment.

I've got keys, but you can lock the door from the inside which effectively renders the key useless if someone is already inside. She's generally not crazy, but in a rage she is liable to do crazy things. I had the hammer, but I didn't really use it. I knocked on the door a bit, but made no real impact.

I'm probably going to take on this university position as it sounds reasonable, but I'm in two minds about whether to go with the wife. I would like a little breathing space. There has been too much of the mentalist thing in the last week and it has left me somewhat jaded.