I tried to cook myself last night!

[boozeboxer]

updates?

[superheavyrhun]

updates?

This is not the Coronation Xmas special dude, it doesn't have a portion of the story happening every night in convenient bitesize chunks. And it doesn't have a tram crash.

[Gandalf]

Nothing to report really, just a whole lot of ignoring one another and staying in seperate parts of the house. And that is fine with me, I like the peace and quiet.

[Master]

Nothing to report really, just a whole lot of ignoring one another and staying in seperate parts of the house. And that is fine with me, I like the peace and quiet.

but you need her for sex.

[Gandalf]

Nothing to report really, just a whole lot of ignoring one another and staying in seperate parts of the house. And that is fine with me, I like the peace and quiet.

but you need her for sex.

Haha, trust Mr Pervy to pop along and say that!

[Master]

Nothing to report really, just a whole lot of ignoring one another and staying in seperate parts of the house. And that is fine with me, I like the peace and quiet.

but you need her for sex.

Haha, trust Mr Pervy to pop along and say that!

It is true whether you like it or not, unless you like the DIY which gets boring, you have to kiss and make up.

[ono]

updates?

This is not the Coronation Xmas special dude, it doesn't have a portion of the story happening every night in convenient bitesize chunks. And it doesn't have a tram crash.

This story would be much better if there was a tram crash. Sort it out Miles.

[boozeboxer]

updates?

This is not the Coronation Xmas special dude, it doesn't have a portion of the story happening every night in convenient bitesize chunks. And it doesn't have a tram crash.

Dude?

[superheavyrhun]

updates?

This is not the Coronation Xmas special dude, it doesn't have a portion of the story happening every night in convenient bitesize chunks. And it doesn't have a tram crash.

Dude?

Coronation Street = British soap opera. And in the Xmas special it had a tram crash. Maybe I need to check who I'm talking to before making comments like that

[boozeboxer]

updates?

This is not the Coronation Xmas special dude, it doesn't have a portion of the story happening every night in convenient bitesize chunks. And it doesn't have a tram crash.

Dude?

Coronation Street = British soap opera. And in the Xmas special it had a tram crash. Maybe I need to check who I'm talking to before making comments like that

Okay, I just didn't want anyone to forget that this is a self-started Miles "roast" thread (pun intended).

[Gandalf]

updates?

This is not the Coronation Xmas special dude, it doesn't have a portion of the story happening every night in convenient bitesize chunks. And it doesn't have a tram crash.

Dude?

Coronation Street = British soap opera. And in the Xmas special it had a tram crash. Maybe I need to check who I'm talking to before making comments like that

I did go on a subway last month and got attacked by an old woman. Maybe not quite the same thing.

[Gandalf]

The finger itself is deformed. You contrast it with the other finger. One is fully formed whilst the other is deformed. You look at the finger from the front and realise half of the top is missing. It's currently looked like a semidormant volcano, but anyinterference would mean material coming out of the mountain. All around skin is peeling around these volcanoes and leaaving behind ugly charred flesh. Shoulda seen a doctor, might now just stick with what I have and accapt them as battle scares.

[Gandalf]

It seems I have been cunningly decieved. My wife didn't rip up our marriage documents. They were in a file along with other documents and apparently she just ripped up an old work contract. Anyway we have started talking and it seems we have a tentative truce. If the documents had been ripped up there wouldn't have been a truce as I think that is a step too far. I think hiding my shoes and hitting me is a step too far, but she has said sorry for doing that. I am not a vengeful man, so will let it all slide....until the next time....