Quote Originally Posted by Memphis
Im sorry but it is amusing. What I would have done is say "look c*** your F****** up what is supposed to be a relaxing afternoon with me old man, belt up or I'll do you"

He either pays attention or gets a 1 wood round his chops as he's about to tee off.

I'd also have a crack at nailing his bird too, provided she wasnt too beat up.
thanks CC for seeing eye to eye on this one. she wasnt as white trash as he was, but im pretty sure u have higher standards than to do her. shes prolly old enough to be your auntie hahaha. i just really felt sorry for her. i almost felt like saying look lady you need to respect yourself and leave this piece of trash and find a man with all 10 of his fingers ahahhaa