What scent do u wear?

[Kev]

I currently own Issey Miyake L'eu Dissey which is my daily staple, and Armani Code. I've also got Aqua Di Gio but I have to say I don't like it much and never wear it, as I was once in a supermarket and a fat, ugly girl serving me at the checkout asked me what I was wearing and then started a full on conversation as if we were equals and that she might be my type.

Never wore it since, or the shirt I was wearing that day

It's gutting when that happens. I don't think i'm Brad Pitt but it's upsetting when a giant Oggo takes a shine to you and actually follows it up.

I was gutted. I was actually feeling pretty good about myself and then she just begins chatting to me as if we were totally on the same level and I could feel my shoulders slumping, my pot belly extending and my height diminishing.

I walked in with a spring in my step, left a stooped shouldered, short, ugly fat guy.