Whats red and smells like blue paint?

[:::PSL:::]

What's black and white and red all over?































A penguin in a microwave.

What's green and red traveling 100 mph?











A frog in a blender.

[Andre]

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

[BoxingGorilla]

I'm glad you posted these.

[Andre]

Sitting in a train the other day and an Indian woman over the way seemed to stop breathing as her head dropped down I noticed a red dot on her forehead and realized she was just on stand by.

[0james0]

I was having sex with my retarded girlfriend the other night and she wouldn't let me cum in her mouth.

So I shot my load on the window and let nature take it's course!

[0james0]

I then had sex with a deaf and dumb girl a few nights later, I was so embarressed I super glued her fingers together so she wouldn't tell anyone.