Do you think you can take this guy in the boxing ring?

[Spicoli]

If the ring is no bigger then my walk in closet....we agree to single 1x3 minute round....he wears 12 oz gloves and I wear only duct tape....Joe cortez is the ref and will spend total of 1:30 intervening and unnecessarily stopping flow of fight.....then yes, yes I could take him !!!

[CFH]

He'd knock me out with a body shot approximately 11 seconds into the first round. I would probably cry.

[Andre]

If it was no rules at all, I recon he'd jump my lame attempt at a double leg sweep and spark me.










Bonus: Getting to look up the ring girls miniskirts as Im stretchered out.

[bzkfn]

Hasn't Madonna tried to adopt Calderon?

[donnydarkoIRL]

This guy was bordering on the p4p rankings before anyone even recognised him

[Dark Lord Al]

i am a good swimmer so i know i can beat him.

[chinchekked]

i am a good swimmer so i know i can beat him.

Don't start that sh!t...lol

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Okay I'm 6ft 5 and weight about 105kg and iv'e got about 79'/ 80' reach so fuck it, I'm going out on a limb to say I'm pretty sure I could manage this guy for at least 2 rounds.... 5 at a push... Or however long my lungs could hold out.
I don't care, as longs as I'm fit enough, there's no way could any guy of 5ft ZERO could beat me in a fight. I don't care even if you name is Ivan Claderon, I just wouldn't let it happen.

It absolutely offends me to even consider the possibility. I mean really!!

Seriously!

Surely not!

Right?

[bzkfn]

I think he'd beat me because the law says so. Hitting him back would be borderline child abuse. I think I'd let him hit me, say "awww bless" ruffle his head, then pick him up and take him home and keep him in a rabbit cage as a pet.

[generalbulldog]

Okay I'm 6ft 5 and weight about 105kg and iv'e got about 79'/ 80' reach so fuck it, I'm going out on a limb to say I'm pretty sure I could manage this guy for at least 2 rounds.... 5 at a push... Or however long my lungs could hold out.
I don't care, as longs as I'm fit enough, there's no way could any guy of 5ft ZERO could beat me in a fight. I don't care even if you name is Ivan Claderon, I just wouldn't let it happen.

It absolutely offends me to even consider the possibility. I mean really!!

Seriously!

Surely not!

Right?

I have to say I would be willing to pay $60 dollars to see Ivan Calderon beat up a regular bloke that's over 6'5" in a boxing ring. Just think how comical the sight would be, a guy that is 15 inches shorter and giving up more than 100 pounds is beating up some big guy.