He'd knock me out with a body shot approximately 11 seconds into the first round. I would probably cry.
He'd knock me out with a body shot approximately 11 seconds into the first round. I would probably cry.
If it was no rules at all, I recon he'd jump my lame attempt at a double leg sweep and spark me.
Bonus: Getting to look up the ring girls miniskirts as Im stretchered out.
Hasn't Madonna tried to adopt Calderon?
This guy was bordering on the p4p rankings before anyone even recognised him![]()
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i am a good swimmer so i know i can beat him.
I'm confident I'd be unable to hit him. I don't have a good sense of how hard a champion 108 lber hits, but I'd learn real fast.
Okay I'm 6ft 5 and weight about 105kg and iv'e got about 79'/ 80' reach so fuck it, I'm going out on a limb to say I'm pretty sure I could manage this guy for at least 2 rounds.... 5 at a push... Or however long my lungs could hold out.
I don't care, as longs as I'm fit enough, there's no way could any guy of 5ft ZERO could beat me in a fight. I don't care even if you name is Ivan Claderon, I just wouldn't let it happen.
It absolutely offends me to even consider the possibility. I mean really!!
Seriously!
Surely not!
Right?![]()
I think he'd beat me because the law says so. Hitting him back would be borderline child abuse. I think I'd let him hit me, say "awww bless" ruffle his head, then pick him up and take him home and keep him in a rabbit cage as a pet.
Well, if he piss me off well enough, of course! Mind you... I have excellent health benefits, Blue Cross-Blue Shield of Illinois!
I have to say I would be willing to pay $60 dollars to see Ivan Calderon beat up a regular bloke that's over 6'5" in a boxing ring. Just think how comical the sight would be, a guy that is 15 inches shorter and giving up more than 100 pounds is beating up some big guy.![]()
He's not that heavy I think I could carry him to the ring no problem.
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