I think he'd beat me because the law says so. Hitting him back would be borderline child abuse. I think I'd let him hit me, say "awww bless" ruffle his head, then pick him up and take him home and keep him in a rabbit cage as a pet.
I think he'd beat me because the law says so. Hitting him back would be borderline child abuse. I think I'd let him hit me, say "awww bless" ruffle his head, then pick him up and take him home and keep him in a rabbit cage as a pet.
Well, if he piss me off well enough, of course! Mind you... I have excellent health benefits, Blue Cross-Blue Shield of Illinois!
Ivan Calderon?....I could not catch him.....I would tire out in 3 rds.....He has the punching power of an 11yr old girl....I would more or less be embaressed huffing and puffing in the ring while Ivan kept pitter pattering me into submission.....Now If I enter training camp and get some good sparring in with Zelenoff you never can tell
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5 foot tall? I couldn't see him hurting me. I'd probably have to quit after 2 rounds and have a month in the Swiss mountains.
If I trained hard for 2 months, I would KO him if I could catch him, which I eventually would.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
Well I'm 6'1 and weigh about 150lbs. Got a fairly long reach too.
So by my estimations I'd be unconscious in about 30 seconds.
If I could hit him then I could hurt him.
I'm 6 foot, 175 lbs and have sparred hundreds of rounds and had 3 boxing "smokers", or unauthorized matches.
I've sparred a fair amount of professional MMA fighters, including one who is now fighting in the UFC at featherweight since the WEC just merged into the UFC.
The featherweight being 135 lbs never hurt me but he was very fast and got the better of me in sparring a couple of rounds.
Admittedly I've never sparred anyone even close to as talented as Calderon.
But I honestly do not think a 5 foot 108 lb man could hurt me, unless I absolutely fatigued myself and then I'd be screwed.
Problem is I'm not sure I could hit the man. I most likely could not.
"You knocked him down...now how bout you try knockin me down ?"
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