2. A guy who had THE biggest forehead I have EVER seen.. It was SOOOOO high and came out SOOOO far that I truly beleive if he doesn't lean backwards permanently, he would almost certainly fall forward on to his face... But then suddenly just while I was coming to terms with whether I should call the Guiness book of world records over this guys head, a REALLLLY almost naked,REALLLLY almost hot girl comes out...
At first I thought it was denim shorts she was wearing, but ooooooooh, *do they have sweets tonight*, the lucky charm bag of sweets had her bend over, and nope, that's a denim skirt, and that's a g-string, and that's her lips parting around each side of it.... After that eye full I really wanted to have a good look at the rest of her, and she probably looked about 10 years older than what would be her actual age, probably due to lots of drug use, but she was still really fit and tan so that made my night...
Her obsession and vigour with going through the sweets bag though like there WAS drugs in there kind of unsettled me a little bit, combined with suddently picturing her and the forehead guy going at it, I decided it was time to go...


HAhahah now that is classic reading.