Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

When you can remember Vinyls Pacfan, yes loved them.

[Master]

When you have to play in goal because your knees are so bad that a 3 year old runs faster than you to get the ball.

[Ghost]

That is another sign, effectively.... And then you realize all the nonsense of having being attracted to them.

What nonsense?

Well for example, when you meet a girl you used to be very attracted to, 2-3 years passes, you see her again, still cute but then you realize that in fact, for the rest, she didn't fit at all with what you want in life and you wonder how you could have had a crush on her for something more than a fling.

I'm talking about my nail it meter being stuck somewhere round when I was at Uni. I've gotten older, the needle on the meter is fixed.

6:30 ?

[Master]

When you are asked what your dream car would be and all you can come up with is an electric environmentally friendly car.

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Haha yeah or if all your worried about is if the boot is big enough for a pram!

When you have a clean shave because you no longer want to look older.

[Master]

You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminium foil.

[Ghost]

When you can remember regular gasoline selling for 25 cents a gallon.


When your first computer program you wrote was stored on a cassette player, because your computer had no hard drive.

[Master]

You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.

[Ghost]

When a 5 minute "power nap" turns into a 2 hour blessing.

[Ghost]

When you fall asleep in the middle of a porn movie and wake two hours later with a hard on cause you gotta piss.

[Master]

All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

[Andre]

Downsizing everything thats real old age, kids gone no need for big house or car.

[Master]

Downsizing everything thats real old age, kids gone no need for big house or car.

What about the next phase, when they have children and you become a grand parent, and you need the big house again and car to take them out.

[Ghost]

When you start strolling the baby aisle again due to loss of muscle control.

[Shamrock]

When you forget what you were going to... erm...... feck it what was this thread about again