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Quote Originally Posted by No Contest View Post
theres no special powers that fat gives you.
LOL

Man, that made me laugh.
Personally, I've always found being fat does provide special powers, such as waking up with at least one limb numb having been slept on, as well as drinking large amounts of alcohol and knocking down any doors I've lost the key for.....that last one does lead to a repair bill when I sober up and realise the key was in my pocket the whole time.