Stalker

[PunchDrunkHighOn_?]

Ive had this ,bloke following me for a long time now comes round my house always knocking at my door, I pretend Im not there , he goes away, but always comes back the cunt. Tell me how can I get rid of this bastard Debt colletor

pay up

Or you could bludgeon him to death with a hammer, wrap him up in a binbag, throw him in the canal making sure hes weighted down properly and sell the murder weapon on ebay!

Remember the alibi is crucial i would suggest you tell them you were wanking as this won't attract suspicion

hope this helps