Maybe it is me?

I stalk all sorts of people and must admit I get confused between what's on-line and what's real life. I've even started stalking Paula Radcliffe recently - I'm not that into her, but it's a good way to keep fit.

I need to get a notebook or something so I can make some lists and get my stalking properly organised. I've been so busy with it all ..... one of my targets has just got a second job and I'm struggling to keep up at the moment. Just once, I'd like to go somewhere I actually wanted to go to.

I'll tell you how bad it is, when i found out they made a new stalking helpline i was really exited. But i rang them up for some advice and they just told me they would call the police. How the fuck are the police going to help? Pricks.