"most well respected and beloved forum member"

[Mattyhitman]

i have returned to cleanse you all once more of your horrid sins

has the forum been the same without me?? probably not..

now then, a few questions......


why was my good man cfh the only saddo member to wish me happy returns on my boatbook account?

has anyone managed to roar one up missys guts yet and if so how was the experience?

is my mortal enemy the Hmeister still lurking on here and if so what shall we do to finally take down the west ham hating "hardest man in essex"??

is steelie still a bummer?

I must have been gone longer than I thought....

And you are?

Was going to ask the same questions

He is erics alter ego apparently