sayings that are retarded

[Kev]

Have many and no doubt have some that drive nerves of others..

'No doubt' could be one. Not sure where came from but say it all the time! One that gets me is when you have those people who constantly say 'thank you'. Not just for pleasantry and respect but numerous times during a conversation. Its just feeble. I had a client yesterday and during a simple transaction and small talk about heart medication for pet she said thank you at the end of EVERY sentence It drove me fooking nuts....eventually I just stopped talking and went with 'mmm hmm' and nodding the head. Sure as shit at the end she started apologizing for taking up so much of our time...as she's walking out the door. Not in a smart ass way but again is some over compensation or self doubting (?) way. At least 11 Thank yous and 4 I'm sorrys within 7,8 minutes. What is that ?

haha I am guilty of the apologising sometimes myself!

The other day I was walking to my car and this lad was walking down the road with this huge camping rucksack, like he had the whole 02 arena folded up in there or something.

As he walked past it predictably smacked me in the face and I instinctively said 'Oh sorry mate'. The cunt just ignored me and walked on. Part of me wanted to get in my car and mow him down but instead I just quietly seethed at my own reactive pathetic behaviour.

[Gandalf]

Have many and no doubt have some that drive nerves of others..

'No doubt' could be one. Not sure where came from but say it all the time! One that gets me is when you have those people who constantly say 'thank you'. Not just for pleasantry and respect but numerous times during a conversation. Its just feeble. I had a client yesterday and during a simple transaction and small talk about heart medication for pet she said thank you at the end of EVERY sentence It drove me fooking nuts....eventually I just stopped talking and went with 'mmm hmm' and nodding the head. Sure as shit at the end she started apologizing for taking up so much of our time...as she's walking out the door. Not in a smart ass way but again is some over compensation or self doubting (?) way. At least 11 Thank yous and 4 I'm sorrys within 7,8 minutes. What is that ?

haha I am guilty of the apologising sometimes myself!

The other day I was walking to my car and this lad was walking down the road with this huge camping rucksack, like he had the whole 02 arena folded up in there or something.

As he walked past it predictably smacked me in the face and I instinctively said 'Oh sorry mate'. The cunt just ignored me and walked on. Part of me wanted to get in my car and mow him down but instead I just quietly seethed at my own reactive pathetic behaviour.

Haha, you are so the opposite of me!