Which saddoboxing.com poster would have the worst twitter account?

[Preme]

Twitter is gayer than pineapple on pizza.

[Gandalf]

Nah, I don't see the point in Twitter. As Ouma says I would find it tough, I only really keep the word count down for saying things like "Haha, that was funny". People would lose interest after a bit and generally speaking I don't know how to say anything else in so few words. I guess I could cut a paragraph down and send out two sentences per hour and during the course of a day send out the whole paragraph, but why bother when I can come here and type as much as I want with only my Saddo brethren able to read my thoughts.

Twitter is a bit silly and for people who want to say that they are cooking mince and potatoes for dinner or cutting their nails. I can't be doing with such trivialities. The closest I will get to that is starting a thread about what people drink, but that's my limit. You can't really say anything interesting unless you are going to add bones to the content of your sentences and that for me means working in good old fashioned paragraph format and typically speaking they need to be relatively chunky paragraphs. I see Korean newspaper paragraphs consisting of one sentence. Those writers should be shot in the head at point blank range. Twitter is for the young people who have grown up with texting and I never really saw the point in that. Just bloody call your friend if you have anything to say. Texting is crap and Twitter is glorified texting.

[Gandalf]

So, in conclusion I would be pretty crap. I think Bilbo can come up with some funny one liners, so I actually think he would be quite good with Twitter. I think some of the notorious banned trolls would have intriguing Twitters too. Royal would be quite fascinating, Xaduboxer less so. In terms of rubbish Twitters, I guess only me because I don't want to abuse anyone.

[Kev]

Nah, I don't see the point in Twitter. As Ouma says I would find it tough, I only really keep the word count down for saying things like "Haha, that was funny". People would lose interest after a bit and generally speaking I don't know how to say anything else in so few words. I guess I could cut a paragraph down and send out two sentences per hour and during the course of a day send out the whole paragraph, but why bother when I can come here and type as much as I want with only my Saddo brethren able to read my thoughts.

Twitter is a bit silly and for people who want to say that they are cooking mince and potatoes for dinner or cutting their nails. I can't be doing with such trivialities. The closest I will get to that is starting a thread about what people drink, but that's my limit. You can't really say anything interesting unless you are going to add bones to the content of your sentences and that for me means working in good old fashioned paragraph format and typically speaking they need to be relatively chunky paragraphs. I see Korean newspaper paragraphs consisting of one sentence. Those writers should be shot in the head at point blank range. Twitter is for the young people who have grown up with texting and I never really saw the point in that. Just bloody call your friend if you have anything to say. Texting is crap and Twitter is glorified texting.

Or to discuss favourite beverages, reports on trips to the dentist, tales of going to HMV to buy some albums, advice on where to buy a nice suit etc.

Definitely not for you Miles. You're just here to talk about boxing.

[Gandalf]

Nah, I don't see the point in Twitter. As Ouma says I would find it tough, I only really keep the word count down for saying things like "Haha, that was funny". People would lose interest after a bit and generally speaking I don't know how to say anything else in so few words. I guess I could cut a paragraph down and send out two sentences per hour and during the course of a day send out the whole paragraph, but why bother when I can come here and type as much as I want with only my Saddo brethren able to read my thoughts.

Twitter is a bit silly and for people who want to say that they are cooking mince and potatoes for dinner or cutting their nails. I can't be doing with such trivialities. The closest I will get to that is starting a thread about what people drink, but that's my limit. You can't really say anything interesting unless you are going to add bones to the content of your sentences and that for me means working in good old fashioned paragraph format and typically speaking they need to be relatively chunky paragraphs. I see Korean newspaper paragraphs consisting of one sentence. Those writers should be shot in the head at point blank range. Twitter is for the young people who have grown up with texting and I never really saw the point in that. Just bloody call your friend if you have anything to say. Texting is crap and Twitter is glorified texting.

Or to discuss favourite beverages, reports on trips to the dentist, tales of going to HMV to buy some albums, advice on where to buy a nice suit etc.

Definitely not for you Miles. You're just here to talk about boxing.

Yeah, some of that stuff could probably work on Twitter, but I would need to water it down into cut price sentence forms which I don't like too much. I post a fair bit of trivial stuff, but generally speaking would only like Twitter if it offered more scope to play around with your own words. I think Steven Fry is a bit daft to be so taken with Twitter and it annoys me that the media even gives these Tweets coverage. They should only accept letters and email, definitely no twittering for news stories.

I think my boxing posting is down to about 20% these days. I just can't be arsed to bicker over a fighter. I am supporting Mayorga. End of. I don't need to debate that for 20 pages. Israeli settlements are quite different though.

[Youngblood]

if ya dont got tits, i dont want your twitter.

[BIG H]

I reckon Missy would have an awful 'Twitter' - bet it looks like a ripped out fireplace

[Kev]

I reckon Missy would have an awful 'Twitter' - bet it looks like a ripped out fireplace

I'd enjoy reading Missy's tweets. They would be curt, hostile, bitter and full of excellent one line put downs.