Worst thread possible.

[Ghost]

What threads can people think of that would go down like a lead balloon?

Examples like give us you name, account and pin number and mother maiden name or Japan deserves the earthquake because of pearl harbour.

A thread on the reproductive cycle of the common house snail and the benefits of slime trails.

Yes although I am sure Miles may have an opinion.

Especially if it is a Christian French snail, wanting to move to England and become a English speaking Jewish snail.