Some fun stuff you've found...

**Andre** · 03-15-2011 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by No Contest

Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum

Are these dudes for reaL

They are arguing the Earth is flat in one section

Is this Bilbos home church?

Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church - The Landover Baptist Church Forum

**Andre** · 03-15-2011 12:22 PM

Fantasy vs. Real Life, 6.2 out of 10 based on 6 ratings

**Andre** · 03-15-2011 12:24 PM

B.J. Cobbledick, 8.3 out of 10 based on 8 ratings

**No Contest** · 03-15-2011 09:07 PM

With a name like that you know she's gotta be good.

Gotta love Google.
Urban Dictionary: cobbledick

**No Contest** · 03-15-2011 09:16 PM

I cant see it...

**Andre** · 03-15-2011 11:12 PM

Mothers you gotta watch em...

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate Jennifer was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.. So he sat down and wrote:

__________________________________________________ ________

Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house,
I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact
remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner.

Love,
Brian

__________________________________________________ ________

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother
that read:

__________________________________________________ __

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying
that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if
Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love,
Mom