I am attempting to join the ARMY.

[Violent Demise]

I just took the ASVAB, and answered a bunch of invasive background questions. Wish me luck, I'm for real, I'm trying to join the ARMY. This is my best option for a decent career, so wish me luck, serious assholes. No I will not disclose any personal info. I believe America is a good country, and alot of countries would like to be in the situation we are in. There are alot of opportunities and social programs that you just wont find in other countries. I'm ready to serve and protect what I believe to be one of the best (if not best) countries in the world.

That's nice. But before you leave tell your mom to buy herself a nice black dress and get ready for your funeral. I don't say this to be a prick, either. 22 year old half brother joined the Marines. 19 year old cousin joined the Army. Both came home in body bags. You might wanna reconsider. But Good luck anyway

[No Contest]

I just took the ASVAB, and answered a bunch of invasive background questions. Wish me luck, I'm for real, I'm trying to join the ARMY. This is my best option for a decent career, so wish me luck, serious assholes. No I will not disclose any personal info. I believe America is a good country, and alot of countries would like to be in the situation we are in. There are alot of opportunities and social programs that you just wont find in other countries. I'm ready to serve and protect what I believe to be one of the best (if not best) countries in the world.

That's nice. But before you leave tell your mom to buy herself a nice black dress and get ready for your funeral. I don't say this to be a prick, either. 22 year old half brother joined the Marines. 19 year old cousin joined the Army. Both came home in body bags. You might wanna reconsider. But Good luck anyway

Sorry to hear that buddy. Unfortunately my mother and father have already passed away. I will however be taking the 400,000 dollar life insurance, which would go to my sister. She can buy a nice black dress and handle the funeral if that were to happen. Sheesh I knew I was going to regret posting this thread. Watch with my luck I dont get accepted, and then the real funny shit is going happen.

[Spicoli]

Regret nothing about asking and delving into different perspectives. Rather hash it out prior then jump in clueless....or turn around 20 yrs from now and say woulda, coulda, shoulda. Be honest with yourself and family and the only thing worse then failure is not trying to succeed in the first place, and if that means joining or means you decide not to, its you who will have to live with it. Best of luck bud.

Got to say its not totally the case to think Navy doesn't see frontlines as today your front line could be just driving down the road. My Father went in Navy way back rather then Marine or Reg Army and next thing he knew was flying dust off with both off the ship as a door gunner. Sometimes they grab the pieces where they fit then and now. Not to mention the EOD techs

[Violent Demise]

I just took the ASVAB, and answered a bunch of invasive background questions. Wish me luck, I'm for real, I'm trying to join the ARMY. This is my best option for a decent career, so wish me luck, serious assholes. No I will not disclose any personal info. I believe America is a good country, and alot of countries would like to be in the situation we are in. There are alot of opportunities and social programs that you just wont find in other countries. I'm ready to serve and protect what I believe to be one of the best (if not best) countries in the world.

That's nice. But before you leave tell your mom to buy herself a nice black dress and get ready for your funeral. I don't say this to be a prick, either. 22 year old half brother joined the Marines. 19 year old cousin joined the Army. Both came home in body bags. You might wanna reconsider. But Good luck anyway

Sorry to hear that buddy. Unfortunately my mother and father have already passed away. I will however be taking the 400,000 dollar life insurance, which would go to my sister. She can buy a nice black dress and handle the funeral if that were to happen. Sheesh I knew I was going to regret posting this thread. Watch with my luck I dont get accepted, and then the real funny shit is going happen.

Than you alright. Do what you gotta do. And good luck.


Side-note: And your sister stays where again?

[generalbulldog]

I just took the ASVAB, and answered a bunch of invasive background questions. Wish me luck, I'm for real, I'm trying to join the ARMY. This is my best option for a decent career, so wish me luck, serious assholes. No I will not disclose any personal info. I believe America is a good country, and alot of countries would like to be in the situation we are in. There are alot of opportunities and social programs that you just wont find in other countries. I'm ready to serve and protect what I believe to be one of the best (if not best) countries in the world.

That's nice. But before you leave tell your mom to buy herself a nice black dress and get ready for your funeral. I don't say this to be a prick, either. 22 year old half brother joined the Marines. 19 year old cousin joined the Army. Both came home in body bags. You might wanna reconsider. But Good luck anyway

And this is why my buddy joined the Navy instead. Don't have to be on the front lines, least likely to die, from what I've heard also lots of skills and trades to learn that gets you ready for real world, plus you also can get the GI bill too if you're thinking of education. My buddy that went to the art school didn't want to be on the front lines or have bullets fly over his head so he passed on joining the marines or army and went navy instead.

But anyways good luck to whatever branch of the armed forces you're joining Nocontest.