I am attempting to join the ARMY.

[Violent Demise]

I just took the ASVAB, and answered a bunch of invasive background questions. Wish me luck, I'm for real, I'm trying to join the ARMY. This is my best option for a decent career, so wish me luck, serious assholes. No I will not disclose any personal info. I believe America is a good country, and alot of countries would like to be in the situation we are in. There are alot of opportunities and social programs that you just wont find in other countries. I'm ready to serve and protect what I believe to be one of the best (if not best) countries in the world.

That's nice. But before you leave tell your mom to buy herself a nice black dress and get ready for your funeral. I don't say this to be a prick, either. 22 year old half brother joined the Marines. 19 year old cousin joined the Army. Both came home in body bags. You might wanna reconsider. But Good luck anyway

Sorry to hear that buddy. Unfortunately my mother and father have already passed away. I will however be taking the 400,000 dollar life insurance, which would go to my sister. She can buy a nice black dress and handle the funeral if that were to happen. Sheesh I knew I was going to regret posting this thread. Watch with my luck I dont get accepted, and then the real funny shit is going happen.

Than you alright. Do what you gotta do. And good luck.


Side-note: And your sister stays where again?