Above: Who ever said that nothing good came of Abu Hamza? As a key holder, he’s perfect.
HIS & HERS, VERSION 2

Above: Similar to the first example, only this time the keys hang on the privates.
THE REDNECK KEY HOLDER

Above: Scary, unmissable and altogether hilarious as key holders go.
THE KEYTACHE

Above: The comedy moustache never fails to put a smile on my face, particularly when my keys can be found hanging from it.
SQUEAKEYS!