Best things that you have bought

[Master]

Of course I know what dapper means

No longer shall I think of you as a Fop Lyle. Your choice in suits now tells me you are clearly a Dapper Dan man.

As for me, I'm afraid I'm neither. I have one suit which lives at my parents' house and only appears during funerals or job interviews, and hasn't been worn in three years, as I am not particularly fond of either of those things.

You forgot you need the suit to go to court as well.

[Andre]

Of course I know what dapper means

No longer shall I think of you as a Fop Lyle. Your choice in suits now tells me you are clearly a Dapper Dan man.

As for me, I'm afraid I'm neither. I have one suit which lives at my parents' house and only appears during funerals or job interviews, and hasn't been worn in three years, as I am not particularly fond of either of those things.

You forgot you need the suit to go to court as well.

Is there a joke like that in UK?

What do you call a Glaswegian in suit?

A defendant.

[Andre]

what do you call one with a new car?

thief.

what do you call one with a gun?

Sir.

[Master]

what do you call one with a new car?

thief.

what do you call one with a gun?

Sir.

Andre that was a police officer chasing the guy and that bouncer would also get a kick in the balls from me if he tried that shit with me. Pride alone would make me punch that bouncer.

[Andre]

what do you call one with a new car?

thief.

what do you call one with a gun?

Sir.

Andre that was a police officer chasing the guy and that bouncer would also get a kick in the balls from me if he tried that shit with me. Pride alone would make me punch that bouncer.

He is a big boy you would have to go real evil on his ass mate, no just hitting that one. you'd have to tear some strips off him and poke some other bits right in for him .Probably have to hold onto his eye sockets and jump up in the air and come down and break one of the pricks knees too.

Just for starters

[Master]

what do you call one with a new car?

thief.

what do you call one with a gun?

Sir.

Andre that was a police officer chasing the guy and that bouncer would also get a kick in the balls from me if he tried that shit with me. Pride alone would make me punch that bouncer.

He is a big boy you would have to go real evil on his ass mate, no just hitting that one. you'd have to tear some strips off him and poke some other bits right in for him .Probably have to hold onto his eye sockets and jump up in the air and come down and break one of the pricks knees too.

Just for starters

Yes I would have to fight dirty as the other way I am liable to get a beating. I think I could do it as I am sure the fat git would tire out. The only disadvantage I would have is the lack of space to move a round.