Who hopes there is a thunderstorm on the day of the Royal wedding?

[Gandalf]

I woke up this morning to check my emails and what do I find? An email from my favourite British food delivery service entitled "Royal wedding fever" and a title once opened asking "The royal wedding-How are you celebrating?".

It is one giant con to dupe the plebs of the entire nation. They are thinking let's placate them with a day off and the media and big business is manipulating us all into believing it is some kind of significant event. It isn't. It is a giant propaganda exercise.

What we should really be pushing for is a public referendum on these unelected big eared in-bred freaks. Instead what we get is no public discussion and a juvenile wedding rammed down our throats. And even I am getting it from companies I use to buy bloody Jaffa cakes!

[Gandalf]

See, and because it's a holiday nobody supports me and wants it to rain. Like Mark said, it was a masterstroke. The Royal bastards!