Who hopes there is a thunderstorm on the day of the Royal wedding?

[Gandalf]

I don't even live in the country, but already I am extremely irritated by this Royal wedding nonsense. Obviously I despise the monarchy as an extremely outdated concept with no place within a functioning modern democracy. But what galls me the most is the significant role these former dictators still hold over the UK. Everyone in the country is getting a day off because a couple of young ones are getting married? I think it is great for people to have a day off work, but because of this? It is outrageous. And British taxpayers are paying for it all. In a time of austerity the British tax payer is paying for an OTT wedding that will likely end in divorce if the parents are anything to go by. I'm sure Bilbo will come on harping about revenue that is made by it all, but that is besides the point. Anyone buying Royal wedding souvenirs should be rounded up and they should all be shot at dawn. I think most of these young offenders are thinking much more clearly than most of Middle England.

Youth offenders scrub up for the royal wedding - Crime, UK - The Independent

I hope that there is a thunderstorm on the day and that both of the young protagonists are systematically electrocuted. Come to think of it I dream of sheath after sheath of lightning thunderbolts taking them all out one by one. If that were a possibility I might watch it, but otherwise no. And that's the final thing that enrages me. I want to watch the news when I turn on the TV, but I can guarantee that even out here BBC world will be giving round the clock coverage to it all.

So, who else is hoping for thunderbolts and lightning?

To be fair, i'd imagine the revenue gained from the event will far outweigh the cost of staging it.

I don't want it to rain though. I hope it's sunny. Nothing worse than having a day off and having to stay in because the weather is shit.

I see you sitting holding hands with your friend (the girl one) on a soaking wet afternoon watch this together and you will be thinking "this bastard gets some tonight, I wounder if I can? wonder if I should try? Will the Queen mind?

[BIG H]

This may be an inappropriate thing to say about our future Queen, but I would deffo let her poo on me

[BIG H]