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[Ghost]

My grandmother died in the 60s, but her birthday is coming up, and that always causes me to reminisce. The long walks we used to take to the store in town, the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds or washing the side-walk.

Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was only about 13.

We were sitting in a park on a beautiful spring day, having just finished collecting some 40 soda bottles for the deposit money.

She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family.' And always remember this,' she said. 'Be sure

you marry a woman with small hands.'

'How come, Grandma?' I asked her.

She answered in her soft voice.

'Makes your dick look bigger.'

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

[Andre]

Match the arrestee with her reported occupation. | The Smoking Gun



Good luck pickin em , Theres a few other ones too.

[Andre]

HAha I got 5 out of 5 for this lot


Match the arrestee with their alleged crime. | The Smoking Gun

[Andre]

"Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus have a sword fight."

Thats as funny as it gets..

[Mattyhitman]

"Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus have a sword fight."

Thats as funny as it gets..

Thats some funny shit, kudo's to Darryl

[No Contest]

[Andre]

[KKisser]

My grandmother died in the 60s, but her birthday is coming up, and that always causes me to reminisce. The long walks we used to take to the store in town, the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds or washing the side-walk.

Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was only about 13.

We were sitting in a park on a beautiful spring day, having just finished collecting some 40 soda bottles for the deposit money.

She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family.' And always remember this,' she said. 'Be sure

you marry a woman with small hands.'

'How come, Grandma?' I asked her.

She answered in her soft voice.

'Makes your dick look bigger.'

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

on that note, better stay away from women with big mouth as well.

[Ghost]

My grandmother died in the 60s, but her birthday is coming up, and that always causes me to reminisce. The long walks we used to take to the store in town, the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds or washing the side-walk.

Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was only about 13.

We were sitting in a park on a beautiful spring day, having just finished collecting some 40 soda bottles for the deposit money.

She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family.' And always remember this,' she said. 'Be sure

you marry a woman with small hands.'

'How come, Grandma?' I asked her.

She answered in her soft voice.

'Makes your dick look bigger.'

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

on that note, better stay away from women with big mouth as well.

That's what the nut sack is for...

[Mattyhitman]

My doctors surgery had some new furniture delivered, clearly someone with a sense of humour

[Mattyhitman]

My grandparents can be rude sometimes !! Photo of them on holiday last year !

[Mattyhitman]

Typical of a Woman BMW driver

[Mattyhitman]

Some crazy shit of what people will pickle in jars !

22 Images of weird things people love to keep in jars on Weird Things