David Haye caught cheating on his missus

[Dark Lord Al]

You are all being very very harsh on David ,
I have spoken to David personally regarding the newspaper reports in the Uk .

I asked :
"So can you clear up who the mystery woman is"?

Mr Haye asked me :

" Didnt u see her sing on X-factor "?

I replied :

" I am sorry David ,I have never seen the show "


David then cleared the reports up by saying :

" Well i did see her sing on X-Factor , and believe me Al , she needed fucking"


I hope this clears things up.