Khan could have signed for ITV.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

So sick people are not allowed to masturbate. It was the NHS who paid for me to go to the gym, under a health scheme for sick people. I suppose you believe unhealthy people shouldn't be allowed to exercise either? And I got beaten up because I kissed a girl I had in a pub who happened to have a boyfriend, who had a brother, who was in the pub,

I guess sick people shouldn't be allowed to have relationships or flirt either?

Would you like us to be put in a camp somewhere and left to die? And yes Dark Al I know this would be your preference too.

Exactly. I'm glad you agree. Please wear this gold star.

Next problem for me to sort out?

[Kev]

So sick people are not allowed to masturbate. It was the NHS who paid for me to go to the gym, under a health scheme for sick people. I suppose you believe unhealthy people shouldn't be allowed to exercise either? And I got beaten up because I kissed a girl I had in a pub who happened to have a boyfriend, who had a brother, who was in the pub,

I guess sick people shouldn't be allowed to have relationships or flirt either?

Would you like us to be put in a camp somewhere and left to die? And yes Dark Al I know this would be your preference too.

Exactly. I'm glad you agree. Please wear this gold star.

Next problem for me to sort out?

Actually I wouldn't mind a gold star. To be classed like a Jew has always been a dream of mine. Bring on the end of the world with you all against us.