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    Default Re: What does alcohol mean for you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Preme View Post
    It's the reason for living, the answer to every question, the solution to every problem. With it we are something, without it we are nothing. On it we are what we wish we were, off it we are what we wish we weren't.

    It makes every enjoyable moment better, every hard decision easier, every ugly fat girl thinner, every ugly girl prettier.

    Alcohol makes ever event more eventful, every moment more momentous.

    You find a lump on your balls, you hit the sauce.

    I honest to god don't think I could go more than two weeks without getting drunk unless I had a reason too (like £1,000 bet) I would just simply miss a night out on the sauce to much.

    I have a theory; Muslims are happy to blow them selves up and they DON'T DRINK!

    So let's look at this. Someone wants you to go blow your self out next month, What next month? are you a fucking downy? that's the FA cup final mate, we are all off out down down It will be mental! I'll be shit faced!

    Now for a Muslim what reason do they have? No drink, no nights out on the sauce, no drunken mistakes, blaming the nectar for the reason why you nailed the porker at the party! Nop, if they tap a fat chick there are no excuses for that! 13 Virgins? we all love the notch on the belt saying we popped that cherry; but everyone knows an experienced girl is way better!

    So in conclusion, get the muzzas drunk and no more suicide bombings!
    That's your most impassioned almost poetic post you have ever made.

    Get drunk for peace! It's an interesting slogan

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    Default Re: What does alcohol mean for you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Preme View Post
    It's the reason for living, the answer to every question, the solution to every problem. With it we are something, without it we are nothing. On it we are what we wish we were, off it we are what we wish we weren't.

    It makes every enjoyable moment better, every hard decision easier, every ugly fat girl thinner, every ugly girl prettier.

    Alcohol makes ever event more eventful, every moment more momentous.

    You find a lump on your balls, you hit the sauce.

    I honest to god don't think I could go more than two weeks without getting drunk unless I had a reason too (like £1,000 bet) I would just simply miss a night out on the sauce to much.

    I have a theory; Muslims are happy to blow them selves up and they DON'T DRINK!

    So let's look at this. Someone wants you to go blow your self out next month, What next month? are you a fucking downy? that's the FA cup final mate, we are all off out down down It will be mental! I'll be shit faced!

    Now for a Muslim what reason do they have? No drink, no nights out on the sauce, no drunken mistakes, blaming the nectar for the reason why you nailed the porker at the party! Nop, if they tap a fat chick there are no excuses for that! 13 Virgins? we all love the notch on the belt saying we popped that cherry; but everyone knows an experienced girl is way better!

    So in conclusion, get the muzzas drunk and no more suicide bombings!
    That's your most impassioned almost poetic post you have ever made.

    Get drunk for peace! It's an interesting slogan
    Was 3/4 a bottle of vodka typing the aforementioned dribble

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    Default Re: What does alcohol mean for you?

    Alcohol and I have a light switch relationship. On and off similar to that certain woman you just cannot completely do without in your life. Absence makes the heart grow fonder though and nowadays its quality over quantity. Even if we do fight the make up sex is outstanding!

    Weed and I have divorced entirely but she's left some serious mental scars...I need a damn restraining order against that one

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