Happy Fuckin Easter ya cunts !!!!

[VictorCharlie]

My atheist friend refers to it as Jewish Zombie day.

[Andre]

My atheist friend refers to it as Jewish Zombie day.

HAha nice, Isnt he getting mixed up with some Yodkisher holiday though?

Here let Uncle Andre, tell you a story..

You see kiddies, 'Santa' who is an acronym and actually head of all the Satans (Dark Arch Angelic forces) was originally in charge of the industrial finance division of Christmas.
Now they have succeeded in fully taking that and their followers into the realm of industry and greed: He is now in charge of Easter and personally shits out the eggs through his many dollar followers in their many chocolate factories and outlets.

(There is a glass and half of full cream milk in every Cadbury dairy block).

Which just makes everything so smooth,flowing so it must be all alright...

[Spicoli]

Best thing are the speckled eggs!! Those little fuckers are addictive. Got into a bit of a riff with best friends wife over kiddies Easter egg hunt. She's setting it all up with those plastic fake azz eggs. Nah man, invest the time and resourse and break out the Pelz dye with 4 dozen or so. Have the fun is dying the eggs, smelling vinager haha. Holidays fake commercial as it is but it's like Dupont special plastic Christmas trees, can't stand them.

[Youngblood]

got a giant ham to eat, and ordering in a blow job for later from a girlie friend I been sneaking in my bedroom window last week or so. thank you Jesus.